Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
