Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You made out with two different species that night
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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