So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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