you're like a bully in the Christmas story
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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