OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He did a backflip because drugs
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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