Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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