Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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