I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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