Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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