i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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