Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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