we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
