Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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