and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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