ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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