But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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