ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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