Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
