new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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