Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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