He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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