i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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