yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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