So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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