Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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