it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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