I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Shame - the story of my life.
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