i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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