do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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