we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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