She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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