if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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