i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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