I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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