Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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