Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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