i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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