That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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