I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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