I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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