no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize