i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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