AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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