Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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