So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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