why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize