If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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