We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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