If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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