They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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