i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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