think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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