dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
